I'll break you in gently and save some of the best till last. Personally, I kind of like the middle dress, but that purple puffy dead poodle and blue and green cloak of death had to be shown - girls girls girls, you're trying to look good on the red carpet, not just like you've been eaten alive by your 'clothes.'
At least her hair is pretty - Not sure what to say about those hideous short, if they even are shorts, we could be stepping into the realms of a god awful playsuit. Either way, I hate it.
Now for the funny . . .
Does she know her boobs are lopsided and one is about to pop out and meet the crowd? I'm guessing not considering that look on her face: "Guys I know I hot" (Strike fierce Tyra pose).
And I thought I had a big bum.